Lo "Raro" Es Pariente De Lo Bueno

Resulta que estaba viendo una repetición de VH1’s BiG in ’06, y total sale uno de esos cabrones todo “cholo-rudo-hip-hipero” que creo haber reconocido porque asalta y golpea viejitas martes, jueves y viernes acá in tha’hood. En eso el monigote ese empieza a gritar y a pedir porras a la raza para que le den la bienvenida a un motha’fucka’

“Changos… otro negrito bimbo que se siente bien pimp y hasta siente que sabe cantar porque carga una Uzi… ni pedo ya le cayó caca al pastel” - Pensé

Y en eso una fila de nigga’s que se pone “rudear” y sale un cabrón al escenario… Weird Al Yankovic. No pude más que cagarme de risa, ese guey es un genio caray... la neta soy muy fan. Para quienes no tengan ni idea de quien es Alfred Yankovic, resulta que desde finales de los 70’s el maestrísimo Yankovic se dedica a hacer sátiras de canciones populares con un poco de humor negro, una pizca de aquello que es políticamente incorrecto y en algunos casos mezclado con algo de polka. El resultado es una genialidad tras otra, que si ustedes me lo piden, poco a poco iré presentando aquí por medio de Chupyvisión.

Para que tengan la referencia completa les dejo lo siguiente:

1. La presentación en vivo que inspiro este blog
2. El video musical de White & Nerdy (el cual parodia a Ridin’ Dirty)
3. El video original de Ridin’Dirty (para fines de cultura general)
4. Y finalmente como bonus deje la letra de White & Nerdy al final (con links de referencia en palabras que considere clave)

VH1's Big in '06

White & Nerdy

Ridin' Dirty

They see me mowin', my front lawn. I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy, think I'm just too white n' nerdy.
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy, look at me I'm white n' nerdy.

I wanna roll with, the gangsters, but so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy, think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy, we really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T., Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.
MC Escher that's my favorite MC, Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary you'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures and cherries, I got Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out. I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo' I know pi to a thousand places, Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise.
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days,
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run, At Pascal well I'm number 1
I do vector calculus just for fun, I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song, I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on, I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my segway, I know in my heart they think I'm white n’ nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy, think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy, look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with, the gangsters, although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy, I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em, my ergonomic keyboard never keeps me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia,
I memorized holy grail, Really well. I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites, when my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all, even made a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a fanny pack, they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap... Pop pop!
Hope no one sees me get freaky! I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair, I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin', they laughin' and rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy, Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy, holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

I wanna bowl with, the gangsters. But oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy, think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy, look at me I'm white n' nerdy!